In the lit garage, out of the wind I stick the radio on and attempt to diagnose the lack of windscreen wash action. The level of buggery that’s taken place is quite extraordinary. Eventually I get tired and just try some trial and error with the mass of connectors, and I manage to land in a position where operating either the main or intense wash controls from inside the car cause the main wash to fire. This is good, but it only seems to squirt on the driver’s side of the screen. There’s certainly some flow from the passenger side pod, but not enough to reach the screen, and no amount of unblocking seems to improve matters. Still, it’s drivable.